My lame blog c:

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Sid: Why are you talking in very short sentences?
Mark: Emphasis. Drama. Fuck off!
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mrmadrox: I could pretend I was flying. Even if it only lasted a moment.
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my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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likeahammertothecrotch: #this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up. #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him #at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY #spoilers: the stripper is loki
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something

Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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